AVAST! Lilly-livered land lubbers! Cap'n Slappy an' Ol' Chamberbucket do rightly wish ye a blessed talk like a pirate day. Arrr! May yer scrubbing of yer decks and walking of yer planks treat ye well today. Argh, and may all bilge rats who do smartly insist on using yer correct grammatical expressions be carsed to the bottom of old Davey' Jones' locker. Shiver me timbers and bless me day. ARGH!