...if you're in the second ward.
So wait a minute, did anybody else catch onto the fact that the SECOND ward stole the FIRST ward's activity? I don't want any of you first warders getting confused, so I thought I'd throw this out there:
Don't go to theirs! Come to ours! We'll show THEM who's more charitable!
I know what you're saying. You're saying to yourselves, "Yea, we belive all the words which thou hast spoken unto us; and also, we know of their surety and truth, but how doest we to help in the first ward's sub for santa activity, and show unto the second ward their uncharitableness?"
Hark, I say unto thee, behold, thou must repent of thy sins of not coming to wrap gifts on Tuesday, and come to deliver ye gifts on Saturday. At 11:30. At ye olde Institute.
Harken, and come. Saturday. 11:30. Yeah. To deliver. Peace out.