Sunday, June 20, 2010

ultimate wednesday 6:30 park behind institute

ultimate shall be played tomorrow, wednesday, at 6:30 PM at the park behind the institute.
and, lest you think ultimaters are anti-religious given their stance on wednesday temple attendance, let me quote from the book of kenji, chapter seven:

1. Then Adam, who is Kenji, woke up late in the afternoon and pitched on the south side of Donaldina M. Cameron Park, so that the hosts of the white shirt team were on the north side by the trees.
2. Then Mr. Wilson said unto Kenji, the color shirt players that are with thee are too many for me to deliver victory over the white shirt team into your hands, lest the color shirt team say, Mine own hand hath saved me, and not the hand of Mr. Wilson.
3. Now therefore go to, proclaim in the ears of the people, saying, Whosoever is fearful and afraid, let him return and depart early from Donaldina M. Cameron park.  And there returned of the people twenty, and there remained twenty.
4. And Mr. Wilson said unto Kenji, The p
eople are yet too many; bring them down unto the water fountain, and I will try them for thee there: and it shall be, that of whom I say unto thee, This shall play with thee, the same shall play with thee; and of whomsoever I say unto thee, This shall not play with thee, the same shall not play.
5. So he brought down the people unto the water fountain: and Mr. Wilson said unto Kenji, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink, which would be extremely difficult at a water fountain of these modern sorts.
6. And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three men and women: but all the rest of the people bowed down upon their knees and somehow drank water.
7. And Mr. Wilson said unto Kenji, By the three men and women that lapped will I grant you victory on the field of ultimate, and deliver the white shirt team into thine hand: and let all the other people go every man and woman unto his or her place.
8. So the people took their frisbees in their hands, and yelled their trash talk, and trod the white shirt team beneath their feet.
9. But let this not dissuade future players of ultimate, because they shall never be turned away, no matter their gender or ability or level of fear or manner of drinking from the water fountain, and the white shirt team wins often, even if it is handicapped by the presence of Chris "the man" Perry, whose nickname was given him by himself, and not by any other man or woman.

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