some men find glory in the arms of a wonderful woman.
some men find glory within the halls of political conquest.
but most men live and die in obscurity*.
come make the most of your probationary estate, and live it up while you can, because you probably won't make it into any history books, so you might as well enjoy yourself instead of putting in that extra hour at work**.
*most women, however, live and die with obscure men, being completely un-obscure, beautiful vixens of vivaciousness themselves.
**sorry for the depressing message. I'll make a history book and put you in it if it'll make you feel better.